whiskermittens

Hi, my name is Nichole.

According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (“they just make your shoulders look like a linebacker”), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (“it looks like the shoes have foreskins”), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (“it lacks a certain degree of subtlety”), pantsuits (“you’re a woman, not a man”), drop-crotch pants (“really, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (“I just don’t get it — where’s the fucking party??? You are covering the back!”). The question is how to wear all of these things at once.

How to Dress So Basic Bros Leave You Alone - The Cut (via heylabodega)

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(Source: bestofnanowrimo)

Describe your perfect date.

(via causeallkindsoftrouble)

the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.

(Source: hillarydiane)

humansofnewyork:

Found this on the front page of Reddit.

humansofnewyork:

Found this on the front page of Reddit.

consulting-assassin-who:

Jo asked me to do these, and I’m glad she did, I kept replaying the video and laughing my ass off xD

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shitroughdrafts:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by J. K. Rowling. 1999.

shitroughdrafts:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by J. K. Rowling. 1999.

I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… Hi. How ya doin’? 

(Source: princekristof, via weaknudes)